aunted house visit
Can they survive the boredom?
Or the bad acting?

Bereft of scares or reason
De Bont’s pretty film is bare

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aunted house visit
Can they survive the horror?
Of its curséd past?

Between the musicals, Wise
Gives us pure horror unseen

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bused as a kid
He returns to Haddonfield
To kill. Very slowly.

Enigmatic myth replaced
By lumbering pro-wrestler

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he kid’s a killer!
He returns to Haddonfield
The shape of evil.

Classic myth. The bogeyman.
An enigma of terror.

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ourists in Europe
Hedonistic excesses
Only ends in tears

It’s social commentary
With lashings of torture porn

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