These are reviews from the very old Colin and Mitch site back in a time when press-showings happened outside of London and we were starting. Be warned, these may be poor but are here for notoriety and memory of times past.
Dir: David Mirkin St: Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Liotta, Jason Lee, Jeffrey Jones, Gene Hackman “How was the wedding?” “Beautiful – just like all my weddings.” Conners by name, conners by nature. Mother and daughter Max and Page have a devious racket – mum smooth talks rich guys into marriage (on a strictly…
Dir: Jeff Tremaine Jackass: The Movie (2002)Hard though it may be to contemplate, Jackass: The Movie is a real first – the first real multiplex (as opposed to arthouse) film that is entirely non-narrative. Now while it could be argued that there are plenty of “no brain” flicks out there they do at least make…
Written and Directed by Deborah Kaplan and Harry Elfont Str: Rachel Leigh Cook (Josie), Rosario Dawson (Valerie), Tara Reid (Melody), Alan Cumming (Wyatt Frame), Gabriel Mann (Alan M), Parker Posey (Fiona) Please don’t cry girls, we know this must be a terrible, terrible shock but top boyband DUjour – famous for their hit single “Back…
Something else survived too. Jurassic Park III (2001)There are dangerous sports and there are dangerous and stupid sports. Parascending with a small boy around an off-limit island swarming with carnivorous dinosaurs most definitely falls into the latter category and sure enough the whole affair ends in disaster. The boy’s biological parents are convinced that he…
Written, Produced and Directed by Brian Helgeland William Thatcher learned about life from the school of hard knocks – literally – as from childhood he was taken from his father John (a thatcher, funnily enough) to be a practice sparring partner for Sir Ector. Getting hit by big pointy sticks is a serious business, one…
